The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Anti Joke

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