Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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