- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Your mam is so fat.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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