- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Alchohol.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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