Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Justin with a hat.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Lindsay Lohan

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Dwarf Shortage

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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