An Asian with a big dick.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A sober Irish individual.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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