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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Guest what? Dog

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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