- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

homosexual rights to marriage

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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