how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

you give like i give lomain

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Justin Bieber.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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