- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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