A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Gus's mom

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

So these two girls have a cup .

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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