- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??