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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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