- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What would u like to drink?

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Women's rights.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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