Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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