- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What's 2+2? Fish

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??