Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How old are you? 7

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What is green and slow Grass.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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