How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Anti Joke

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