- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??