How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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penis

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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