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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Take part of what?

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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your face

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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