- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

knock knock no no you go now i clean

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

brock has small hands for a small job

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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