- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

roses are red poo is poo

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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