- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Feminism

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Your big dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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