What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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