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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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