What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Racial Equality

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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