How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

A dyslexic blind man

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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