- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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