- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Immigration Laws

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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