your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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