when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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