Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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TOP KEK

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