- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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