- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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