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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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