- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

How old are you? 7

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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