- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

poopy is poopy

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

im telling maguire

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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