- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

There's my tractor.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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