Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Nothing. He made it home safely.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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