- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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