- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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