What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

SBB

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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