Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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I went to work today....

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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