Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

George W. Bush

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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