- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Knock Knock Who's there

who is really lanky? james cornish

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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