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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

that wall over there ->

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

vitamin c

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Racial equality.

NEVER

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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