- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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