A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Shltskc gw? G

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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