- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

the economy.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

I have an idea! You leave.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

what's black and can't swim?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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