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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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