- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

NEVER

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Whats the defination of cruelty

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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