- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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