- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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