Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Bitch

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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