- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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