Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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I like poop in my butt

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Niall Horan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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