- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Caramel Boing.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]