What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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whats black and large -me

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I <3 Hitler

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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