- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A van drives into a car.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

The truth is he loves her!!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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