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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Why? Why not?

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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