what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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9/11

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Caroline Kelly.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Anti Joke

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