What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Shltskc gw? G

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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