How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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