What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

69.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

the sky is green no it is not

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Brain fart

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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