- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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