One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

A van drives into a car.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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