Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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A storm be brewin!

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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