- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Guess what? I like trains.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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