- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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