What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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