- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was _3_ my dog when a pornstar named (1) _(2)_ asked me how many times I can _(3) myself. I said _(5)_ times and the juice that came out of me was (4)___."

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy