- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.