Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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