What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

whats black and large -me

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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