Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

This is not a joke.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

No antijoke here.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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