- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

I was once a hamster.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

that wall over there ->

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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