What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Tall asians

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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