Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Smelly Indians.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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