Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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