A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Once, I went to Peru.

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