Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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