- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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