What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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