- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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