Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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