Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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sky silverstein

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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child labor

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