- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A Fat Kenyan

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

wanna hear a joke? i dont

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

God is real.

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