- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

aodhan hearty

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??