- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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