- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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