- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

u know whats a crime? rape

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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