- Anti Joke

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is the worst joke ever? This one.