There once was this guy and he fell down

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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