- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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