- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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