- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

women's rights

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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