why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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