- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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