- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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