- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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