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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

hey hey apple

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

women's rights.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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