- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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