- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

all these jokes are horrible now

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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