Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

One, two, three, four and five

I wrote a funny joke.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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