Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

Women's Soccer.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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