- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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