How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a vagina

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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