- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What's your guys names?

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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