- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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