- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats up and also down? your mum

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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