- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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