- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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