An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Face...the other white meat!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Pickles are powerful

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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