- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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