- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Homosexualism is so gay man

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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