When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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