- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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