Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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