- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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