Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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