- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

What's white and black? Color blind.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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