- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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