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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

read this sentence again.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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