- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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