- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

HELLO EVERYONE

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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