- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Poker face

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Gay rights.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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