- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A guy walks into a bar

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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