- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's big and purple? Barney

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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