Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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american idol

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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