Yo mama is so fat she died

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Brain fart

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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