Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

You had better thumbs up this post.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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