- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Male leadership.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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