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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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