What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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