- Anti Joke

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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