- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Did you know? . You already know!

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

a man was shot.... he died

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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