- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Your're racist.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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