- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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