A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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