What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Me

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Anti Joke

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