- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

9/11

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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