- Anti Joke

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ure mama's so fat

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.