- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

knock knock go away!!!

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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