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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Click here to end the world.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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