- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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