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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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