- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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