- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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