AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

No soap radio

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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