- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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