I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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anti jokes are really funny

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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