- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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