Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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