- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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