- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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