- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

So a seal walks into a club.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

These Jokes suck.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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