- Anti Joke

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Once upon a time, The end.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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