What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Anti Joke

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