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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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