- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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