- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

bite me

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Urban ghettos

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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