- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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