Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Obama

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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