- Anti Joke

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.