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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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