Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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