- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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