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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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