- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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