- Anti Joke

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.