Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Gay rights.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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