- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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