Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What has two legs? Half a cat

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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