2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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YOU

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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