What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

a black man pays his child support

a chinese man pays the full price

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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