- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

ewrg

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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