- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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