- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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