- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

My children are mistakes

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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