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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

there was once a jew

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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